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I wrote a [[Nicolae Carpathia]] monologue to the tune of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk this song].
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''I wrote a [[Nicolae Carpathia]] monologue to the tune of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk this song].''
   
 
Because you know I'm all about that [[Beast]]<br>
 
Because you know I'm all about that [[Beast]]<br>
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My birth was [[Project People's Victory|engineered in a genetic way]]<br>
 
My birth was [[Project People's Victory|engineered in a genetic way]]<br>
[[Marilena Carpathia|My mom]] was a teacher, and my [[Sorin Carpathia|two]] [[Baduna Marius|dads]] were gay.<br>
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[[Marilena Carpathia|My mom]] was a teacher, and my [[Sorin Carpathia|two]] [[Baduna Marius|dads]] were [[Homosexual|gay]].<br>
 
They thought they could rule me, I don’t know why.<br>
 
They thought they could rule me, I don’t know why.<br>
 
But when they got inconvenient I decided they must die!<br>
 
But when they got inconvenient I decided they must die!<br>
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[[Jesus]] is so weak you’ll knock him right out of the park<br>
 
[[Jesus]] is so weak you’ll knock him right out of the park<br>
 
Folks will [[Image of the Beast|worship your image]] and bear your own [[Mark of the Beast|numbered mark]].”
 
Folks will [[Image of the Beast|worship your image]] and bear your own [[Mark of the Beast|numbered mark]].”
 
   
 
Because you know I'm all about that Beast<br>
 
Because you know I'm all about that Beast<br>
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We’ve got all their backs in the [[Global Community]].”<br>
 
We’ve got all their backs in the [[Global Community]].”<br>
   
Because you know I'm all about that beast<br>
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Because you know I'm all about that Beast<br>
'Bout that beast, no Hebrews<br>
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'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews<br>
I'm all about that beast, 'bout that beast, no Hebrews<br>
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I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews<br>
I'm all about that beast, 'bout that beast, no Hebrews<br>
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I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews<br>
I'm all about that beast, 'bout that beast, hey.[[Category:Blog posts]]
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I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, hey.[[Category:Blog posts]]

Latest revision as of 03:17, 3 August 2021

I wrote a Nicolae Carpathia monologue to the tune of this song.

Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast.

Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no mere man
‘Cause I can do things that nobody can
I can shoot people in all the right places
Make everyone forget all the right faces

My birth was engineered in a genetic way
My mom was a teacher, and my two dads were gay.
They thought they could rule me, I don’t know why.
But when they got inconvenient I decided they must die!

Yeah, Lord Lucifer told me “Don't worry about the Jews
For two thousand years old Jehovah’s been taking a snooze
Jesus is so weak you’ll knock him right out of the park
Folks will worship your image and bear your own numbered mark.”

Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, hey.

I'm bringing demons back
Go ‘head and tell them angel bitches that
Yeah, swordsmen killed me, but when I’m on my back
Lucifer raised me
Every inch of me is Satan from the bottom to the top!

Yeah, I told Fortunato “Don’t worry about the Bowls,
Young Jesus is so weak he got stuck all full of holes.
Now Viv Ivins will reassure all of my subjects, you see.
We’ve got all their backs in the Global Community.”

Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, hey.