I wrote a Nicolae Carpathia monologue to the tune of this song.
Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast.
Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no mere man
‘Cause I can do things that nobody can
I can shoot people in all the right places
Make everyone forget all the right faces
My birth was engineered in a genetic way
My mom was a teacher, and my two dads were gay.
They thought they could rule me, I don’t know why.
But when they got inconvenient I decided they must die!
Yeah, Lord Lucifer told me “Don't worry about the Jews
For two thousand years old Jehovah’s been taking a snooze
Jesus is so weak you’ll knock him right out of the park
Folks will worship your image and bear your own numbered mark.”
Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, hey.
I'm bringing demons back
Go ‘head and tell them angel bitches that
Yeah, swordsmen killed me, but when I’m on my back
Lucifer raised me
Every inch of me is Satan from the bottom to the top!
Yeah, I told Fortunato “Don’t worry about the Bowls,
Young Jesus is so weak he got stuck all full of holes.
Now Viv Ivins will reassure all of my subjects, you see.
We’ve got all their backs in the Global Community.”
Because you know I'm all about that Beast
'Bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, no Hebrews
I'm all about that Beast, 'bout that Beast, hey.